Can Purell be used as lube?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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