is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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