So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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