so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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