why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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