My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
operation have a gay friend backfired
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my shit smells like andre
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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