We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just cropdusted the office
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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