Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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