I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
