I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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