Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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