just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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