Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
