Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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