They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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