I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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