Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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