She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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