Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
id be glad to
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The power of my boobs compel you
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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