im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
