He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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