he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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