So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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