we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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