i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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