I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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