its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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