Small penises have feelings too.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
