Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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