I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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