shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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