I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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