I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Come share oat with me in your robe
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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