Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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