3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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