well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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