38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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