it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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