I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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