Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I supernannyed him into submission
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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