If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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