It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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