my vag is so smooth its legendary
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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