This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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