She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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