i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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