so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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