Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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