Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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