i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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