Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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